For identification purposes, Vancouver, BC and Portland, OR.
Bird. His bandmates called him Bird.
The man can whistle.
kanye trying to process the fact that he is not jesus
jesus trying to process the fact that he is not kanye.
Jesus Christ and Kanye trying to decide who will rise on Easter Sunday
I can’t………………….
Doppelgängers
(Source: uzowuru, via ablogwithoutpants)
No big deal or anything, but one of my favourite artists, Sandra Dieckmann, just started following my image blog (http://absalomanddavid.tumblr.com/).
So if you need me, I’ll be in the corner talking to the potted plant about how all my dreams in life have just been fulfilled.
#ahhh hashtagtwitter
I’m going to start a blog called ‘Things You Can Put Gin In’ and only update on weekends while I stroke a cat and throw tantrums. My first entry will be a mug.
.gif is the one word I have learned the proper pronunciation of, and still refused to change. It’s a G sound not a J sound. “… but Ben, the creator of the format says it’s pronounced like the peanut butter.” Well imaginary person, he should have named it .jif then. He can go fuck himself.
I’VE BEEN SAYING IT RIGHT ALL ALONG.
(Source: phenthouse)
But the water table has already cut into the land, meaning that this stream is the result of human endeavors! This ain’t natural folks, save the wetlands! Save them!
(Source: inspiring-people-to-care, via heavy-hearts)
Burning things to get rid of them seems like an ideal solution when, in fact, there are multiple factors to take into consideration that might not have been thought of previously. Like, you know, the fire part.
is the best. I love you. I love the grungy people lounging and the stupid stickers and the five-way intersections. I love Rimsky’s and all the light drizzle and the mandatory compost. I love Subarus and tiny parks and overused Christmas lights. I FUCKING LOVE YOU PORTLAND, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.
Remember last year when we came up with Valentine’s Day messages and NPR made them all into cards? There are more NPR Valentines this year!!
Recent photo of a little boy visiting the White House. He wanted to feel Obama’s hair because he wanted to know if the President’s hair felt just like his. Obama obliged. Priceless.
This, to me, will always be Barack Obama’s legacy. The part I bolded is the reason why Obama could sit at his desk and play with his balls for the next four years and he’d still be one of the most important Presidents of all time. This kid now knows that the President’s hair feels just like his. Like… this picture always makes me so emotional. Black children growing up didn’t have the opportunity to see a President that looked like them or looked like their family until Barack Obama was elected. When white people deny white privilege, I always bring up the example of the Presidents; white children have the privilege of seeing 43 examples of a white man being the leader of the free world. Until Barack Obama, the major images of black success were in sports and in hip-hop, two avenues that are both defined by white people anyway, since it’s whites who own the sports teams and record labels. Barack Obama gave black children an image of success. The President looks like them. That’s why I’ll always defend Barack Obama no matter what “radicals” want to say about him. He’s my President and just by sitting in the White House he is doing more for black people than OWS or Anonymous has ever done.
(via simplycomplex27)
